As Jennifer set the dish of beef stroganoff and green beans down on Fred’s TV tray, his channel surfing suddenly ground to a halt. It was the regional news channel and something had grabbed his attention: a video clip of a scantily-clad young golden-haired and certainly nubile female of Scandinavian origin. She was ‘car accident gorgeous’ nevertheless Fred couldn’t really comprehend the scene on the Television; by the grainy quality and the somewhat washed-out look of the video along with the alien background the girl appeared to be broadcasting out of some form of spacecraft.
Jennifer sat on the living room sofa next to her hubby of two years and, glancing at the TV she saw the lithe young female grinding and also gyrating. Although the news folks had made an evident effort to make the show family-friendly by simply cropping in addition to zooming in the video to make certain that only the young woman’s shoulders and face showed on the viewing television screen, she could easily tell the first video had most definitely been NSFW! “What’s on?” she quizzed her spouse.
“UmmMMMmmm,” Fred replied, turning up the sound.
“….an amazing story of exactly how one brave young woman had enough of the present-day fiscal catastrophe consequently she took matters into her own hands.”
“That’s correct, and I have to tell you, this amazing account really gives me the goose bumps. Why don’t we go to Michael who’s currently on location for more.”
(The news transmission cuts from the newsroom studio to some established government-looking location in front of which a twenty-something anchorman with neatly cut sideburns stood attired in a blazer holding a microphone and waiting next to the striking young gal from the clip. The lady was presently donning chic dangling gold earrings, movie celebrity sunglasses along with a snug yet smart-looking cashmere blouse which accentuated her firm bosom just right)
“Leslie, Erin, I’m conversing with Anastasia Kornienko, a cosmonaut with the Russian Space Agency. This brilliant story all set about with a freak asteroid mishap, is this correct Anastasia?” the anchorman questioned, offering up the mic so the lady could express herself.
“Yes, is definitely accurate. Asteroid is made with ice therefore did not show up on radar. We used much fuel to help avert last moment collision.”
“Amazing,” Michael interjected, “What precisely happened once you concluded the ship didn’t have sufficient fuel to make sure you get back to Earth?”
“Well,” the woman cosmonaut chuckled to herself, “The predicament went from – how do you say – bad to worst. After I reported details concerning energy resource difficulty to base they state that delivering new fuel supply vessel is not even likely. Due to global market dilemma, Russian Space Agency could not afford to pay for energy supply vessel.”
“So Anastasia, help me be sure I have this so far,” Michael interrupted. “You are in outer space, operating a rocket from the Russian Space Agency. You swerve to make sure you stay away from an unforeseen asteroid and thus by the time you’ve maneuvered to be able to get back on course, a great deal more fuel has already been used than is allocated for the round-trip of the voyage, is that correct?”
“Yes, is accurate,” Anastasia nodded her head with excitement, the earrings dancing in the light of the news camera.
“Please convey to the viewers at home everything that happened next,” the news anchorman encouraged.
“Well, let me say very first factor – I have family. Not seeing them once more was not alright to me. Therefore I had to – how do you say – think outside your box. All I have to work with is myself, communication gear, as well as big spaceship who has no energy resources. Thus only answer I could think of is become webcam model girl and raise cash for Russian Space Agency to send energy resource supply ship.”
“I see. What exactly made you believe you could pull it off?” Michael wanted to know.
“Well, I have sister and cousins who are webcam models. They like doing it. Our family have got good genetics, everybody in family is pretty. So sister and cousins make really excellent money webcam modeling.”
“I see, and I assume that that being the only Russian cosmonaut to ever before develop into a webcam girl pretty much gave you a unique area of interest to perform in. Was it sufficient in the end to pay for the energy resource supply vessel?” the anchor asked.
“Well do you see me here now?” the Russian webcam model shot back, smiling.
“Yes we certainly do,” the anchorman replied in a deep voice, quickly looking downward and back up again into the woman’s eyes. Then, turning back again to the news camera he continued, “And there you have it, the galaxy’s first interplanetary – and also sexiest webcam model. Leslie, Erin, back to you in the studio.”
“Wow! That’s such an amazing adventure,” Leslie proclaimed in appreciation and wonder, looking at Erin.
“Yes indeed. Quite the entrepreneurial spirit she has. Anastasia, make sure you explain to our viewers at home exactly how they can become a web model also. We’ve got to do something about this credit debacle, lots of folks are still seeking occupational opportunities,” Erin added.
“Yes, they can easily go to Webcam Modeling website and here you discover tips about webcam model jobs. Is very hassle-free system and easy to get into; you’ll make your money without delay.”
“Thank you Anastasia, our collective hat is off to you. You’ve definitely made your nation proud. What a courageous young woman!” Erin exclaimed, and referring to her notes promptly added, “Since her return landing, Anastasia also has launched her own online dating business. She states that her modeling experience has paid her a substantially larger salary than her previous career as a Russian cosmonaut and she plans on following this much more lucrative route her excellent family genes along with looks have allowed her to experience. We sincerely wish her the best of luck. In case you would like to get in touch with Anastasia, you can find out more by proceeding to WebcamModelingTalk.com and clicking her photo at the bottom on the left hand side. What an impressive young lady, she definitely has a whole lot going for her. Well stay tuned, immediately following the commercial break while we cover the bank-robbing carjacker that law enforcement officers shot forty-two rounds at in a Wendy’s drive-through to try and save mother and child…”
Eating another mouthful of Stroganoff, Fred pushed the down button on the Television remote control volume and considered for a moment. “You know, that’s not really a bad idea.”
“I know, that is exactly what I was thinking about,” Jennifer agreed, and glanced in the direction of the empty baby room.